Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
