I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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