i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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