There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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