I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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