So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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