they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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