He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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