he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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