oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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