If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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