is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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