I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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