why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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