you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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