Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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