I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
that's an acceptable place to lick
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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