it wasn't lemon gatorade
I puked a lego.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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