He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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