is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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