how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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