You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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