brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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