This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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