Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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