okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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