It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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