I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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