Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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