I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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