WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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