Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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