She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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