i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Small penises have feelings too.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I need a hoe opinion
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