your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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