omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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