i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Is it because I queefed?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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