the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
A+ Viking dick
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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