No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests π
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those π
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