she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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