all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Will exercising make me less horny?
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