you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
MIDGETS
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I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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