i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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