it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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