its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
