i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize