watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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