at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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