I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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