Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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