yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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