she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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