Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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