i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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