I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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